Hee.
Just another Tuesday night on the town..... (I don't know what all the haters are on about, I thought everyone looked great! And a good time was had by all)
Just another Tuesday night on the town..... (I don't know what all the haters are on about, I thought everyone looked great! And a good time was had by all)
The origins of Do Not Want:
A bad Asian illicit copy of Star Wars Ep 3 had English subtitles. The subtitle when the newly-minted Darth Vader stood up and shouted KHAAAAN.... um... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! read, as you might be expecting, DO NOT WANT! (thanks, ROU_Xenophobe !)
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
I love wikipedia, I really do. Is there anything it doesn't know?
xkcd, will you marry me?
I can't help myself.
Hee.
Can somebody bust out the LOLCAT builder for this pic? Because, please.
This?

Sitting here in my office chair, I just reached over to turn on the seat warmers. D'oh!
(For the three people I may not have told, the butt warmers are one of the best features of the lovely Senior Rita. Heh.)
Damn, this is some organizing.
Note to self: At least think about cooking at home again. :D
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was the sound of me fainting from all the cute. (via Kimberly of squoogy fame)
(Bonus: Another bit of awesomeness from xkcd, who can do no wrong. Have I mentioned lately I heart the internet? Yeah, I thought so.)
Yay! Congratulations to Prom Queen Johnny Vera! This bit of good news really made my day.
(Alternate title: Things that are funny only to me)
Mark the Bowler: I do pork or beef* (yeah, you heard me). With cheese. Double-dipped.
Space Kitty: I didn't know double dipped was an option.
* A snippet of conversation about, I swear, french-dip sandwiches.
SHUT. UP!!!!!!!!!!!! (No, really. Shut up. I can hear you cackling from here)
While I'm not exactly gleeful like some of the folks over here, I'd be lying if I didn't admit to humming 'Ding Dong The Witch is Dead' when I heard the news.
The marvelous circusfaerie (who now works for the best gym ever) got me a massage at the best gym ever for Mother's Day.
I am now a happy, relaxed pile of relaxed-ness.
Thanks, love!
xo
If it's wrong to want keyboard waffles, I just don't want to be right.
The theme around here lately seems to be 'things I found on Metafilter while procrastinating that cracked me up.'
In that spirit, I offer you the best business cards* ever. Enjoy!
(*not really a card, but too cute not to include)
Are newspapers getting more entertaining, or is it just me? "Kool-Aid pickles violate tradition, maybe even propriety."
this cracks me up more than it should. It's probably the picture. Those beady little eyes - I know just how she feels....
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is conducting a phone poll -- the number is 1-202-225-0100. Just call in and say "I'd like to register my support for the impeachment of President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney." If you're tired of the way things are going, take 45 seconds out of your day to make some change.
I did. The person who answered the phone was lovely and patient. Why not make your voice heard?
I have email/blogger access!! At work! Still no IM. I imagine it's for the best, given -
I've been at this new job since April 16. Today is the first day I used the copy machine. I even had to ask where it was located.
I could get used to this.