Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Hee.

Just another Tuesday night on the town..... (I don't know what all the haters are on about, I thought everyone looked great! And a good time was had by all)

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

The more you know....

The origins of Do Not Want:

A bad Asian illicit copy of Star Wars Ep 3 had English subtitles. The subtitle when the newly-minted Darth Vader stood up and shouted KHAAAAN.... um... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! read, as you might be expecting, DO NOT WANT! (thanks, ROU_Xenophobe !)

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Because I'm 12...

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

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*cackles*

I love wikipedia, I really do. Is there anything it doesn't know?

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Saturday, May 26, 2007

I don't know how to say this, but -

xkcd, will you marry me?

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

I apologize in advance, but

I can't help myself.

Hee.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

OK srsly

Can somebody bust out the LOLCAT builder for this pic? Because, please.

This?



Is awesome.

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The cute

has broken my brain.

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Friday, May 18, 2007

I forgot I wasn't in my car!

Sitting here in my office chair, I just reached over to turn on the seat warmers. D'oh!

(For the three people I may not have told, the butt warmers are one of the best features of the lovely Senior Rita. Heh.)

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Mostly for me...

Damn, this is some organizing.

Note to self: At least think about cooking at home again. :D

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*gasp*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

*klunk*

That was the sound of me fainting from all the cute. (via Kimberly of squoogy fame)

(Bonus: Another bit of awesomeness from xkcd, who can do no wrong. Have I mentioned lately I heart the internet? Yeah, I thought so.)

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You go, girl!

Yay! Congratulations to Prom Queen Johnny Vera! This bit of good news really made my day.

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Wait, what are we talking about again?

(Alternate title: Things that are funny only to me)

Mark the Bowler: I do pork or beef* (yeah, you heard me). With cheese. Double-dipped.

Space Kitty: I didn't know double dipped was an option.

* A snippet of conversation about, I swear, french-dip sandwiches.

SHUT. UP!!!!!!!!!!!! (No, really. Shut up. I can hear you cackling from here)

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Well, then.

While I'm not exactly gleeful like some of the folks over here, I'd be lying if I didn't admit to humming 'Ding Dong The Witch is Dead' when I heard the news.

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!

Underwater tigers!


God, I love the internet.

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Sunday, May 13, 2007

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The marvelous circusfaerie (who now works for the best gym ever) got me a massage at the best gym ever for Mother's Day.

I am now a happy, relaxed pile of relaxed-ness.

Thanks, love!

xo

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Friday, May 11, 2007

Control-Alt-Eat

If it's wrong to want keyboard waffles, I just don't want to be right.

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*giggle*

The theme around here lately seems to be 'things I found on Metafilter while procrastinating that cracked me up.'

In that spirit, I offer you the best business cards* ever. Enjoy!

(*not really a card, but too cute not to include)

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

The hits keep coming...

Are newspapers getting more entertaining, or is it just me? "Kool-Aid pickles violate tradition, maybe even propriety."

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Oh, hee!

Nrrrrrds!

Via Metafilter.

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Friday, May 04, 2007

I don't know why, but

this cracks me up more than it should. It's probably the picture. Those beady little eyes - I know just how she feels....

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

I've got your opinion *right here*!

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is conducting a phone poll -- the number is 1-202-225-0100. Just call in and say "I'd like to register my support for the impeachment of President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney." If you're tired of the way things are going, take 45 seconds out of your day to make some change.

I did. The person who answered the phone was lovely and patient. Why not make your voice heard?

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Note to self:

Prosperity is here right now.

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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Random

I have email/blogger access!! At work! Still no IM. I imagine it's for the best, given -

  • the amount of work I have to do
  • the fact that management doesn't like the whooshing sound deadlines make as they fly by
More importantly - does anyone know what random combination of keystrokes it took to make my blogger interface display in chinese characters? And how do I make it stop?

(I have to admit it is kind of fun to pretend I'm bilingual because I still know what buttons to hit in order to publish. Go me.)

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Ch-ch-ch-changes

I've been at this new job since April 16. Today is the first day I used the copy machine. I even had to ask where it was located.

I could get used to this.

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