Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Oh, fucking hell.

SOMEBODY'S not happy about my vacation. New sofa bed is ruined. Guess I'm sleeping on toy surprise's pilates reformer tonight. My entire bedroom fucking reeks. (Bonus: Yay, allergies!)

So how do you retrain a cat to use the litter box? (When he hasn't exactly forgotten in the first place.) And how do you get cat pee out of suede? (All the enzyme cleaner did was re-stink up the room) And how do I ever have anyone over when it smells like crazy cat lady in here?

Most of all, how do I shake the feeling that I just can't have nice things?

Mood swings will be the fucking death of me.

PS. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

posted by Space Kitty at 12:05 AM|| Comments (2)

2 Comments:

I don't know about the suede thing (some things you just have to throw away) but douse the bed in nature's miracle (and I mean douse, soak that fucker and then let it dry for a week if possible) and wash any washables with lots of oxyclean.

Signed,

We don't call our little girl cat Pee Pee for no reason.

-- by Blogger Kimberly, at 10/30/2007 3:27 PM 

Oh yeah, and it's not about litter training the cat. Nosy is just pissed and is acting act from you being gone and all the change. One solution is to keep him out of the bedroom unsupervised until things get back to normal. We would keep Chloe in the spare bedroom for a couple of nights and the bedroom door closed when we weren't in there for a couple of weeks (and squirt her with water when she tried to be on the bed). By that time she had learned her lesson (at least until the next time we did something to piss her off--which happens maybe once a year).

-- by Blogger Kimberly, at 10/30/2007 3:30 PM 

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