Welcome to the internet!
I got my first 419 spam today! How quaint.
Maybe the proceeds will help me pay for my car repair. (Good news: the car runs perfectly well, I'm not causing her any harm by driving around unrepaired, and we're 99% past air conditioning season. Plus, you know - CONVERTIBLE. Bad news: $1K+ repair job. Evidently not covered by warranty. Ouch.)
Señior* Rita, you are a high-maintenance kinda gal.
* Just for you, Fishing Mike. :)
Oh, and Avast, Matey's! Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!
