Monday, September 03, 2007

Things I never thought I'd do...

But I did this weekend:

1. Take a shower consisting entirely of cold water.
2. Wish for the cool, blissful release of winter. *cries*
3. Go bowling (Well, kinda. Mostly I just supervised because my toe still hurts.)
4. Model and perform with Prince Poppycock at the Kinky Pirate Ball (Pictures forthcoming here!)
   
5. Make friends with a big black spider. (He knows what he did!)
   
6. Single-handedly unplug the damn toilet. (Thanks useless landlord/management company/maintenance guy!)

The patented Space Kitty method is as follows:

Let drama (ha! This was supposed to say drano but it's so freudian and beautiful I'll let the typo stand) sit for two days. Get fed up, bail water, flush with the flapper thing held down, google how to plunge, plunge, flood the bathroom, cry, call the damn landlord/management company/maintenance guy for the eleventy-billionth time, pour hot water down the drain, curse mightily, plunge again, succeed.

Crying is optional. Cursing is mandatory. Yay, indoor plumbing!!!!

posted by Space Kitty at 7:24 PM|| Comments (1)