Nerd Humour
Courtesy of the squoogy gang:
Mark the Bowler: (forwards email)
(NOTE FROM DAVE) September 19th is "International Talk Like a Pirate Day." I swear it is. Because we don't want to be left out, our display of "pirattitude" is here for your amusement.
The Top 10 Sci-Fi Phrases for International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10) "Aaargg, Damm the photon torpedies, and give me warp 9.5 you scurvey dog!!!
9) "Aargh, green Orion slave wenches be green all over. It makes me parrot squawk, if you know what I mean, matey!"
8) "Open all frequencies and broadcast th' Jolly Roger transponder ID."
7) "We wants the redhead doctor! We wants the redhead doctor!"
6) "Arrrh, I can't wait to get me hands on all that booty!" (Pirate Captain Jim_t only)
5) "Aye me hearties, loot and plunder at yore will but kill only them with crimson tunics!"
4) "This here be the TARDIS, mateys. Mayhap, ye'll note, 'tis bigger on the inside than 'tis on the outside. Also, there's a plank."
3) "Dammit, Jim Lad, I be a physician, not a swabby!"
2) "Avast there! Ye try to probe me nether regions again and ye'll be tastin' cold phaser!"
and the Number 1 Sci-Fi Phrase for International Talk Like a Pirate Day ...
1) "That be our Cap'n, and father, and brother, and husband,Lazarus Long John Silver."
[Copyright 2007 by Chris White] [http://www.topfive.com/]
Kimberly: Heeee! In honor, here's something Jim_t* said the other night (I'll let you imagine the context): "You canna just launch a Federation probe into Klingon space without permission!"
*And then laughed until he cried ...
Natasha: Awww... makes me miss you guys!
Jim t: I also said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor without permission!"
Mark the Bowler: I'm sensing a running theme in these exchanges.
Kimberly: Perhaps "running" wasn't the best choice of words there ...
Space Kitty: I. AM. *CRYING* HERE! Why was this not blogged?!
Kimberly: *pointedly looks at someone who has a blog of her own to blog posts she deems blog worthy*
Mark the Bowler: Brings new and better meaning to "Stick THAT in your blog and post it!"
Space Kitty: *blogs*
Mark the Bowler: (forwards email)
(NOTE FROM DAVE) September 19th is "International Talk Like a Pirate Day." I swear it is. Because we don't want to be left out, our display of "pirattitude" is here for your amusement.
The Top 10 Sci-Fi Phrases for International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10) "Aaargg, Damm the photon torpedies, and give me warp 9.5 you scurvey dog!!!
9) "Aargh, green Orion slave wenches be green all over. It makes me parrot squawk, if you know what I mean, matey!"
8) "Open all frequencies and broadcast th' Jolly Roger transponder ID."
7) "We wants the redhead doctor! We wants the redhead doctor!"
6) "Arrrh, I can't wait to get me hands on all that booty!" (Pirate Captain Jim_t only)
5) "Aye me hearties, loot and plunder at yore will but kill only them with crimson tunics!"
4) "This here be the TARDIS, mateys. Mayhap, ye'll note, 'tis bigger on the inside than 'tis on the outside. Also, there's a plank."
3) "Dammit, Jim Lad, I be a physician, not a swabby!"
2) "Avast there! Ye try to probe me nether regions again and ye'll be tastin' cold phaser!"
and the Number 1 Sci-Fi Phrase for International Talk Like a Pirate Day ...
1) "That be our Cap'n, and father, and brother, and husband,Lazarus Long John Silver."
[Copyright 2007 by Chris White] [http://www.topfive.com/]
Kimberly: Heeee! In honor, here's something Jim_t* said the other night (I'll let you imagine the context): "You canna just launch a Federation probe into Klingon space without permission!"
*And then laughed until he cried ...
Natasha: Awww... makes me miss you guys!
Jim t: I also said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor without permission!"
Mark the Bowler: I'm sensing a running theme in these exchanges.
Kimberly: Perhaps "running" wasn't the best choice of words there ...
Space Kitty: I. AM. *CRYING* HERE! Why was this not blogged?!
Kimberly: *pointedly looks at someone who has a blog of her own to blog posts she deems blog worthy*
Mark the Bowler: Brings new and better meaning to "Stick THAT in your blog and post it!"
Space Kitty: *blogs*
We are damn funny. Yes, that's right, I said damn funny.
-- by
Kimberly, at
9/14/2007 10:13 AM