Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
What kind of a psychopath finds the following behavior an acceptable course of action?
- Watch a car 50 feet in front of you signal and try to merge into the turning lane
- Inexplicably accelerate to get into that cars' blind spot
- When you get cut off (surprise!) and the driver waves an apology, lean half way out the driver side window to scream obscenities, and give not just the finger - but the entire arm (extra bonus points because your car was still moving)
- Decide that you still haven't adequately expressed yourself, and throw a half-full bottle of gatorade full force at their windshield to drive your point home.
I won't bother wishing you all the ill will in the world - the universe has already condemned you to living life as you. I couldn't hope to do better than that.
I'm fine, the car is fine, and I told myself with this blog post I'd let it go. Clearly the world's got more than enough rage without me adding to it. Everybody drive safely.
Wow. Talk about issues. What an asshole. I'm glad you're ok. I know it's hard to get all that rage directed at you. Bleh. But you're right, him just having to live with himself is a pretty nasty punishment. It's a good thing he didn't break your window.
-- by
Kimberly, at
11/01/2005 4:32 PM