Sunday, November 27, 2005
Happy Anniversary, SpaceKitty.com!
I can't believe my blog is already a year old! I intended to write a lovely retrospective post today, but instead, I've been completing my 12-page History term paper.
Need I mention, I'm done writing today?
I'm looking forward to writing about all the wonderful ways my life is different from last year, but for now - I'm going to take a welcome break from computer screen and get some sleep. 'Night.
Thursday, November 24, 2005
AaaAaAaaaaAAaaaAAAAAaaa!
Two days off! I have two days off. I've finished 3 papers over the last week (the last of which included 36 pages of transcription, but I don't have to look at it again until after vacation) and I get TWO DAYS OFF!
Have I mentioned the 48 hours of no school work thing?
Yeah. Whee!
Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate. Guess what's on the top of the list of things I'm thankful for today? (Sing it with me, you know the words - two. days. off!)
Sunday, November 20, 2005
Pull my fin!
Things I never thought I'd read in National Geographic. (2nd link is audio) Brought to you by Metafilter, home of juvenile humor since 1999.
Friday, November 18, 2005
Colored Bubbles!
This may be the greatest thing I've ever seen. I want this immediately, if not sooner. Squee!
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
There, dammit!
My RVLDP final paper is done! And only 6 hours before it's due. GO ME!
Next up: the museum paper, then the history interview, and much more, but it doesn't do to start getting myself worked up about it yet. The final dance practical alone is enough to make me hide under a rock.
I can do this, I can do this, I can do this...
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Oh, hate.
Comment verification engaged. The spammers are here. Fuckers.
Monday, November 14, 2005
If I'd known you were coming....
I would have baked a cake! Or at least posted something for everyone who dropped by from Creek Running North.
San Francisco vacation was glorious. Spent time enjoying the company of Chris, Becky and their wonderful menagerie. Enjoyed a drunken Monkeyfilter meetup.
Arrived back home to realize I have a paper due Wednesday, for which I'm not prepared and I have to put myself on a serious internet diet for the rest of this semester. Who knew all these deadlines would sneak up on me while I was having fun?
Posting may be sporadic for a time, help yourself to the archives and I'll be back as soon as I can manage. Wish me luck!
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Monkey Meetup!
Bay Area meetup, commence! I'll be out of town and probably not posting til Monday. Everybody have a great weekend!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
You've been warned -
Do you think I'll ever get to the point where farts aren't the height of comedy? I hope not, because I needed a good laugh today.
What?!
Monday, November 07, 2005
A small window of opportunity...
while the roofers are taking a break.
In an enchanting development, their work has caused my central heat/air to go down all weekend*, and my internet connection fluctuates wildly every time they start hammering. You ever notice how, when you're preparing a move, everything about the place you're moving away from is suddenly intolerable? Logically, I know it's all part of the process of moving on, but suddenly I just want all this shit DONE, and I want the hell out of here!
Patience, grasshopper, patience....
* Do you realize it was 62 degrees in my house this morning? I nearly died!For jim_t, and the ridiculous netnannage (hey, a new word!) I give you: The Chicken Hat!

If your work finds that sexually explicit, well, let's just say you work at a very
interesting place.
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Nice timing!
Dear Roofing Company: Is it some kind of a rule that your workers can only pound on my roof a) before 9 am, b) when I'm hung over, or c) when I desperately need a nap?
Because so far, those are the ONLY times they've been on my roof. It's been going on since October 17th, and there are 18 other roofs in the complex they could be working on. Enough already!
(Do you know if you type the word 'roof' often enough it starts to look completely ridiculous?)
TONIGHT!
Twice in one year? Hell yeah, and I deserve it!
Now what on earth am I going to wear?
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
What kind of a psychopath finds the following behavior an acceptable course of action?
- Watch a car 50 feet in front of you signal and try to merge into the turning lane
- Inexplicably accelerate to get into that cars' blind spot
- When you get cut off (surprise!) and the driver waves an apology, lean half way out the driver side window to scream obscenities, and give not just the finger - but the entire arm (extra bonus points because your car was still moving)
- Decide that you still haven't adequately expressed yourself, and throw a half-full bottle of gatorade full force at their windshield to drive your point home.
What kind of psychopath? Well, the kind that was getting on the 210 East at 12:30 this afternoon, driving a 4 door blue beater with the California license plate
4RNT234.I won't bother wishing you all the ill will in the world - the universe has already condemned you to living life as
you. I couldn't hope to do better than that.
I'm fine, the car is fine, and I told myself with this blog post I'd let it go. Clearly the world's got more than enough rage without me adding to it. Everybody drive safely.