Monday, October 10, 2005

Yet more things that are funny only to me.

Another in a continuing series of things that have cracked me up lately, posted here so I can actually remember them later:

  1. What we have here is a complete failure to maintain.
  2. You know? I've got to be honest. I'm hanging up on you. Click!
  3. You fell into my dog-fucking hole from earlier! (Astonishingly, this was actually non-offensive in conversation. No, really!)
  4. Why do my flautas have a pearl necklace? (OK, that one was rather offensive.)
  5. I love how you simultaneously enjoy your food, and ruin everyone else's. (See #4)
  6. My Mozart Kugeln brings all the boys to the yard!
  7. Sexual junction - what's your function?
  8. Not so much subtext as SUPERtext!
Alright, back to homework. Do you know Thomas Hobbes actually uses the alleged word 'fromward' in Leviathan? Do they make this shit up specifically to annoy me?

Shut UP, Thomas Hobbes!

PS: A big shoutout to the reader who found this blog with the search string Snakes on a Plane. Hee!

posted by Space Kitty at 7:18 PM|| Comments (4)

4 Comments:

You know, I never heard the story behind the dog-fucking hole... care to share?

-- by Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/11/2005 3:59 PM 

I'll have to discuss this with my sources and get back to you.

(Read: Damned if I can remember!)

-- by Blogger Space Kitty, at 10/12/2005 10:36 AM 

These are really funny to me too, believe me....

I can't believe I've never been here before :)

-- by Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/12/2005 2:59 PM 

I love how two of these things were said by me, and two were said about me.

-- by Blogger Bone, at 10/12/2005 8:38 PM 

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