I'm blogging this.
Space Kitty: Did you see Paris Hilton vs. Macaulay Culkin? I haven't laughed like that in a Long. Time.
Kimberly: Yeah, I've seen it before. Scary.
Space Kitty: It quite literally made my day. I have some unholy hatred for Paris Hilton.
Kimberly: I would be worried if you didn't. I'd have to re-evaluate our entire relationship and your place on the planet.
Space Kitty: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! So I shouldn't tell you that circusfaerie thinks she's hysterical?
Kimberly: Well, it depends on the thought behind it. Like, I personally think white trash Britney (TM) is hilarious, but that doesn't mean I don't wish she had never been.
Space Kitty: HA! Actually, I never pursued it. As soon as I figured out she didn't share my all-consuming hatred, I dropped the subject. Because... I just didn't wanna know.
Kimberly: Yeah. She annoys me too much for me to think she's funny. She's right up there with George Bush in my book in that I can't even stand to look at her, much less hear what fucked up thing she's done this time.
Space Kitty: Well, it's just that everything about her represents everything that's wrong with this society, in ways I can't even begin to articulate.
Kimberly: Exactly.
Space Kitty: Why do I feel like this is the first time anywhere GWB has been compared to Paris Hilton?
Kimberly: Well, have you ever noticed that they're never in the same room at the same time?!?! Think about it!!
Space Kitty: *cries* You so won just now!
Kimberly: Hahahahaha!
Space Kitty: Seriously. *high five*
Kimberly: I think it would explain a lot of things.
Space Kitty: You know, I think it would. Including how we're both COMPLETELY CRACKED.
Kimberly: Oh, well. I think that's been established long before now. But it makes my world a little brighter thinking of Paris Hilton as Bushie's alter ego.
Space Kitty: Are you blogging this, or am I?
Kimberly: Hahahha. You should.
