The Earth-Shattering Kaboom Squee!
That's it! I DID IT!
In twenty minutes I walk out of my (OH PLEASE SWEET BABY JEEBUS I'LL DO ANYTHING) last job as a professional assistant.
Thanks to everybody for cheering me on, and helping me realize that I can actually do this. It means more to me than you can ever know. Well, unless you're reading this. Then you already know. But I digress....
Now if you'll excuse me, I need a moment.
*sniff*



