Things that are funny only to me, continued.
- In Soviet Russia, angry bear poke YOU!
- "I'm sorry my cat bitch-slapped your girlfriend"
- I had a hot tonic today called a Depth Charge. The barrista didn't even crack a smile. Naturally, we made utterly inappropriate and immature jokes until hell wouldn't have it.
- The scientologists made an unsuccessful ploy to assimilate me today. Too bad I'm broke. (Well, in scientology dollars, anyway)
Regular posting will resume with my regular schedule on Monday.
