I just did the math ya'll. Six weeks, and three days.
SIX WEEKS AND THREE DAYS, and (as god as my witness) I'LL NEVER DO ASSISTANT WORK AGAIN.
If someone had told me even six months ago that this was a possibility I would have wept for joy. On my last day I'm wearing the bacon band-aids and I'm taking pictures.
*continues obsessively watching the clock*
I quit work and go back to community college full time for my 30 missing units.
August 12th is the last day of my temp assignment, the new school year starts August 15th.
*beams*
Space Kitty, at
6/29/2005 9:29 AMIn six weeks, SkyNet will go online. Human decisions will be removed from strategic defense. SkyNet will begin to learn at a geometric rate. It will become self aware at 2:14 AM Eastern time on August 29th. In a panic, its creators will try to pull the plug... and SkyNet will fight back. Three billion human lives will end that day. The survivors of the nuclear fire will call the war "Judgment Day." They'll live only to face a new nightmare... the war against the Machines. Said machines will rule the earth by farting and then grunting. It's actually going to be pretty motherfucking awesome, except for the odor.
Bone, at
6/29/2005 11:06 AM(Is that a little hit counter I see there at the bottom of the page? Rad!)
Bone, at
6/29/2005 11:10 AM
Uhhh. What happens in six weeks?
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Kimberly, at
6/29/2005 9:19 AM