There's no place like home!
Back from an amazing visit with the fabulous Squoogy gang. It was a fabulous reunion, and I'll post more about it later, but it's good to be home.
Stay tuned for photos!
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
10 Comments:
Freak
-- by 
Kimberly, at
5/09/2005 10:21 AM
What's worse? Being a freak, or voluntarily marrying a freak? Just sayin'.
-- by 
, at
5/09/2005 12:05 PM
Well he is a freak, but it's all part of his charm.
-- by Kimberly, at
5/09/2005 3:22 PM
*snicker*
-- by Space Kitty, at
5/10/2005 10:39 AM
The physical act of fucking a sasquatch is not nearly as difficult as one might imagine.
The year was 1992, my sophomore year of college. I was still living in California (this predates my University of Miami days), with its permissive, "anything goes" atmosphere. I was at a rowdy Halloween party. If you must know, I was dressed as a circa-1987 "glam metal rocker," with a huge mullet-fiffic wig and a Warrant T-shirt that is still in my closet. Anyway, I started chatting up this lovely, 6'9" girl who turned out to be a Yeti-American, but at the time I thought she was a human in a sasquatch costume.
She was really witty, with a cruel streak in her sense of humor that delighted me. Plus, she had deep, soulful brown eyes, and an amazing ass... so, once we got a little tipsy on the "grain alcohol-and-Gatorade" concoction being served by our hosts, when she suggested we go upstairs who was I to say no?
I'm not going to go into the actual mechanics of Bigfoot fornication, as I'm sure you'd like to maintain at least a pretense of decorum in your blog. All I will say is that I see the evolutionary advantage in the thick shaggy hair. Sasquatches can get very, um, vigorous... and it helps to have something to grab onto.
She and I hung out a couple of times after that, but nothing ever happened again. We both reached the unspoken conclusion that perhaps we were better off not pursuing meaningful relationship with each other. Last I heard she moved back to British Columbia and has some sort of job in corporate litigation. There are times when I like awake at night and wonder "What might have been?"
And then I remember that she's a frigging sasquatch, and I get over it.
-- by Bone, at
5/10/2005 12:10 PM
YIPE!YIPE!YIPE!YIPE!
What.
Nostril.
SAID.
-- by Space Kitty, at
5/10/2005 12:25 PM
There's also this.
-- by Bone, at
5/10/2005 12:40 PM
I have grown to loathe the wiki with the fire of a thousand suns.
-- by Kimberly, at
5/11/2005 12:58 AM
We can't have anything nice!
/mom
(That blows Kimberly. And not in a good way. Sorry to hear it)
Stay tuned... for sasquatch!
-- by
Bone, at
5/07/2005 10:19 AM