If you haven't read the comments from yesterday's post, DO IT. I hereby nominate Kimberly as Empress of Perspective, the_bone as Dispenser of Wisdom and Natasha as Common Sense Advisor.
You people fucking rule.
More later. In an appalling turn of events, I have work to do.
I shall endeavor to keep it hard for the little people. Oompa-loompas are teh hawt.
[new title: Dispenser of [redacted])
Bone, at
5/18/2005 3:54 PMHave you ever noticed how bone and ron jeremy are never in the same room at the same time?
Just sayin'.
Kimberly, at
5/18/2005 4:06 PM*cries*
Space Kitty, at
5/18/2005 4:13 PMUm, somehow I've thankfully managed to avoid seeing this, but it's my understanding that Ron Jeremy has the gift of, er, "autofellatio."
So, sadly, I am not he.
Bone, at
5/18/2005 4:15 PMIf by 'sadly' you mean, THANK THE UNIVERSE AND ALL OF CREATION. It's like you don't even know me.
Space Kitty, at
5/18/2005 4:17 PMI was talking less about the "Ron Jeremy" thing and more about the "autofellatio" thing. For the record.
Bone, at
5/18/2005 4:18 PMProve it. Oddly, this is bringing the whole BabyRuth conversation back around. Although it's all worth it if you can figure out how to get proof to me in a word document.
Kimberly, at
5/18/2005 4:18 PMProve that I'm not Ron Jeremy, or prove that I can't autofellate?
Bone, at
5/18/2005 4:19 PMWow, this went downhill fast....
Bone, at
5/18/2005 4:20 PMOK, I'm going to go get dinner and continue "not being Ron Jeremy." I'll check in on the thread later. :)
Bone, at
5/18/2005 4:23 PM"Wow, this went downhill fast...."
SAID THE KETTLE!
Space Kitty, at
5/18/2005 4:24 PMI saw the Ron Jeremy bio in the theatre (no, no that kind of theatre!) a few years ago. I thought it was really well done. Another recommended documentary: Inside Deep Throat, about the famous Dostoevsky novel by the same name.
Bone, at
5/21/2005 9:20 AM
I shall endeavor to remember the little people once this title is officical, but it will be hard.
-- by
Kimberly, at
5/18/2005 2:21 PM