I. JUST. CAN'T.
I just discovered that there is a person in my phone directory here at work with the first name 'Babyruth'. I'm not making that up. I'm not sure I *could* make that up.
::boggles::
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
18 Comments:
Dude. Everyone knows "Babyruth" is a GIRL'S name.
-- by 
Kimberly, at
5/18/2005 3:41 PM
From an email I sent to SpaceKitty: "Babyruth? Do you think he/she/it will go out with me? Best name evar."
I called SK a couple minutes later (at work, mind you). She picked up the phone, and without a hello and not missing a beat said:
"He's not going out with you... ASS!"
The laughter, like the inimitable penis of Ron Jeremy, was long and hard.
-- by Bone, at
5/18/2005 3:44 PM
I like how Kimberly's second comment now looks bizarre and context-less now that I've deleted/reposted the comment that once occupied the space in between her musings.
-- by Bone, at
5/18/2005 3:50 PM
My comment was in response to what bone said. Blogger screwed up the order.
-- by Kimberly, at
5/18/2005 3:53 PM
Ah so BONE screwed up not blogger.
Which makes me laugh if you put that in the context of Ron Jeremy, although I really shouldn't
-- by Kimberly, at
5/18/2005 3:53 PM
The less said about Ron Jeremy the better (which doesn't explain why I brought him up at all, I know)
-- by Bone, at
5/18/2005 3:56 PM
Oh, why not? After all, bone's already run screaming over that line...
:D
Who needs a drink?!
-- by Space Kitty, at
5/18/2005 3:57 PM
I do, apparently.
-- by Bone, at
5/18/2005 3:58 PM
SK: Your blog is kind of like some cut-rate version of IM right now.
-- by Bone, at
5/18/2005 3:59 PM
Who needs a drink? I have drinkcycles!!
WWWOOHOOOO!!
-- by Kimberly, at
5/18/2005 3:59 PM
I just came to a realization:
You all are familiar with Mr. Jeremy's ouevre, and have no doubt seen the pelt of fur that covers his chest and, well, everything else.
This observation will be stunning in its implications.
Ron Jeremy... is a sasquatch.
It kind of explains a lot, huh?
-- by Bone, at
5/18/2005 4:03 PM
He's kind of short to be sasquatch don'tcha think? And thank god I've never actually seen the man in, uh, action.
-- by Kimberly, at
5/18/2005 4:05 PM
Note to self:
Never, ever, EVER rent titles starring Ron Jeremy (aka Sasquatch)
-- by Space Kitty, at
5/18/2005 4:07 PM
Damn. Can you imagine the google searches this'll turn up? I need to get a hit counter.
-- by Space Kitty, at
5/18/2005 4:12 PM
I recall from reading copies of Hustler stolen from the local convenience store during my youth (OK, so it was yesterday at work), that they gave him the nickname "The Hedgehog" at one point.
That's pretty funny, but "The Sasquatch" is rad as well.
-- by Bone, at
5/18/2005 4:12 PM
::must. resist. visualizing. hedgehog.::
*fails, kills self*
-- by Space Kitty, at
5/18/2005 4:33 PM
Only you can truly answer that question. Only you.
It's true! I saw the screen shot!
It just goes to show that it's not just celebrities that are complete idiots when naming children.
-- by
Kimberly, at
5/18/2005 2:55 PM