*Insert the mother of all SQUEEE'S here*
Tonight.
It was the very last thing I indulged myself with when I still thought my savings account would last forever.
Considering I've waited over twenty years for this, I give myself permission to stifle the guilt for once and just enjoy. I remember sitting in front of MTV (when they still played music videos) and watching Bono wave the flag on Sunday Bloody Sunday and being inspired in the way only a love-sick teenager who wants to change the world can be.
I guess I haven't changed all that much.
I've never, ever regretted spending stupid amounts of money on concerts, and I don't think tonight will be the exception.
I. Can't. Wait.
Why write about "sasquatch," or "nipples" for that matter, when I can discuss...
Sasquatch nipples!
Interestingly, male sasquatches have no nipples. This is odd, as male mammals usually have vestigial mammary papillae, and this fact might point to the evolutionary superiority of Yeti-Americans.
Female sasquatches, however, have six nipples*. This is necessary, as they usually give birth to a litter of three or four young at a time, on average. The breast milk of the sasquatch is said to be delicious.
* Yes, I have empirical evidence of this. I was young and drunk at the time.
-- by
Bone, at
4/09/2005 3:38 PM