'Dear' Neighbor:
When your goddamn car alarm goes off at 2:03 am and stays on until 2:20 am, get your ass out of bed and make it stop.
And don't be a bitch about it when other neighbor comes pounding on your door telling you to shut up the fuck, or he'll call the cops.
Extra hate for the 2:48 - 3:04 am replay.
PS: Nobody covets your tacky-ass POS Honda anyway, so why the Alarm of Doom?
I went to a ridiculously overpriced and overrated private university where every frigging car seemed to have some hypersensitive Viper alarm system. During rainstorms (a daily occurence at some times of the year in Miami), an especially close burst of thunder would set off alarms.
All of them.
At once.
I ended up writing a John Cage-ish avant garde piece about this phenomenon called Parking Lot Music.
-- by
Bone, at
1/12/2005 1:12 PM