Friday, December 24, 2004

Bleu Christmas

This year, more than any other, I'm completely allergic to the holiday season. Everything about it sets my teeth on edge. I've been hiding out, trying to avoid the whole thing and now that it's here (specifically the Family Dinner tomorrow evening) I'm ready to stick one big turkey fork in each eye and run screaming into the street. So far, I've tried to keep the blog a positive place, so I was hesitatant to put this KILL ME NOW message on my home page, but hey. I can only be me.

Other than the ubiquitous VAT of alcohol, any tips for dealing with Family Joy (tm) tomorrow? Meditation, visualization and alcohol have only gotten me so far. Bonus points if anybody knows how to gift wrap a case of instant 24-hour laryngitis. I know a very deserving soul....

posted by Space Kitty at 1:52 PM|| Comments (2)

2 Comments:

You and me both, sister.

-- by Blogger Kimberly, at 12/24/2004 5:55 PM 

Yay! 1/2 way through my weekend of hell. Who would have ever thought that a single person could vampire the life outta a whole family? :roll eyes: May your weekend of red trimmed spirit (whatever that color may mean to you) be full of the exact opposite of what my weekend has been.

Merry "You can put your eye out with that" Christmas

--Krye

-- by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/25/2004 5:27 PM 

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