T-Mobile FAIL
To anybody who called, sent voicemails or texted me today - apparently my service has been on & off so if I didn't get back to you, try, try again!
*steams*
To anybody who called, sent voicemails or texted me today - apparently my service has been on & off so if I didn't get back to you, try, try again!
*steams*
Two thousand & NINE? Already? I don't even have the words. Let's make it a good one!
Me: *searches unsuccessfully for pyrex pan*
Where's the fucking pyrex pan?
Chris: Over there, next to your regular one.
That's it. The internet is finished, we can all go home. Nothing will ever be cuter than this.
(Thanks, honey!)
I realize I have no one but myself to blame.
Checking out Target's 75% off clearance sale on-line, (!) I figured I'd look for some work clothes. I did a quick search for leggings; specifically, black, subdued leggings*, the kind meant to be worn with boots so they're indistinguishable from tights, only warmer.
And I suddenly remembered exactly why their garish cousins should have been left to die, forgotten, in the 1980's.
I had no idea that these existed in the real world, and now I must have one immediately. WANT!
Enjoying a lazy afternoon with my honey, mentally preparing dinner. Romantic music is playing in the background, and we're snuggled up together. The music pauses, and I stare deep into his eyes and say, "We're out of garlic, aren't we?"
I love David Sedaris. Happy Thursday!
As someone who has no use whatsoever for the Bible, this story affects me to a surprising degree.
I just noticed the sign over the copy machine says "Working inside your business" and now I can't stop laughing. Thanks, Flight of the Conchords!
I've been looking for this cartoon for years! And this one!!
the word 'unobtainium' in a report I'm working on cracked me up more than I would have expected. Silly engineers.
I 've decided I'm going to continue to hope for the best from the Obama administration at least until the inauguration.
WARM, CUTE, COMFY CLOTHES. *BRRRR!!!!*
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WILL YOU PLEASE WORK. 'Works occasionally' isn't sufficient. Thanks!
Our house is networked!!! Simultaneous blogging ensued. Thanks, honey!
I swear!
Life has been amazing and incredibly busy and I barely have time to think, let alone write. But I have lots of catching up to do here and I will do it soon.
(Dear words: don't come back to haunt me.)