Wednesday, December 31, 2008

T-Mobile FAIL

To anybody who called, sent voicemails or texted me today - apparently my service has been on & off so if I didn't get back to you, try, try again!

*steams*

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2009

Two thousand & NINE? Already? I don't even have the words. Let's make it a good one!

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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

XKCD - The Home Game

Me: *searches unsuccessfully for pyrex pan*
Where's the fucking pyrex pan?

Chris: Over there, next to your regular one.

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Ok.

That's it. The internet is finished, we can all go home. Nothing will ever be cuter than this.



(Thanks, honey!)

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Monday, December 29, 2008

Beep-beep!

Thanks, honey!

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Saturday, December 27, 2008

OK.

I realize I have no one but myself to blame.

Checking out Target's 75% off clearance sale on-line, (!) I figured I'd look for some work clothes. I did a quick search for leggings; specifically, black, subdued leggings*, the kind meant to be worn with boots so they're indistinguishable from tights, only warmer.

And I suddenly remembered exactly why their garish cousins should have been left to die, forgotten, in the 1980's.

MY EYES!

*I know, I know! But it's freezing at work, I don't intend to stuff myself into tiny pants, and they'll keep my legs from turning into icicles while I'm wearing adorable, (otherwise) warm, comfy sweater dresses. May the fashion gods have mercy on my soul.

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Friday, December 26, 2008

Why wasn't I informed?

I had no idea that these existed in the real world, and now I must have one immediately. WANT!

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Thursday, December 25, 2008

No, explaining didn't help.

Enjoying a lazy afternoon with my honey, mentally preparing dinner. Romantic music is playing in the background, and we're snuggled up together. The music pauses, and I stare deep into his eyes and say, "We're out of garlic, aren't we?"

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Six To Eight Black Men

I love David Sedaris. Happy Thursday!

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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

WOW.

As someone who has no use whatsoever for the Bible, this story affects me to a surprising degree.

President. Lincoln's. Bible.

So why, oh, WHY - since you clearly understand the importance of symbols - did you appoint that homophobic jackass to give the invocation at the inauguration!?

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Business time!

I just noticed the sign over the copy machine says "Working inside your business" and now I can't stop laughing. Thanks, Flight of the Conchords!

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Monday, December 22, 2008

Not the Happy Birthday!

I've been looking for this cartoon for years! And this one!!

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The discovery of

the word 'unobtainium' in a report I'm working on cracked me up more than I would have expected. Silly engineers.

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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Hello, ostrich - my old friend.

I 've decided I'm going to continue to hope for the best from the Obama administration at least until the inauguration.

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Thursday, December 18, 2008

Moon Landing

NSFW mp3.

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

What?

No. Quit it!

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Next Step -

WARM, CUTE, COMFY CLOTHES. *BRRRR!!!!*


Cloudy
51°F
Feels Like
51°F
Updated Dec 16 09:05 p.m. PT

UV Index: 0 Low
Wind: From NNW at 1 mph
Humidity: 61%
Pressure: 29.94 in.
Dew Point: 38°F
Visibility: 9.0 miles

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Sunday, December 14, 2008

Dear Time Warner and Twitter

WILL YOU PLEASE WORK. 'Works occasionally' isn't sufficient. Thanks!

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Saturday, December 13, 2008

Therapy: Ur doin it wrong.

  1. My sweetheart moved in and we're building a life together
  2. Got a promotion and a raise at work and I'm not an assistant anymore
  3. Toy Surprise is poised to strike out on her own
  4. Nosy has re-learned the joys of using his litter box (and only his litter box)
  5. I've got amazing friends & a social life that as a child I could only have dreamed about
So why do I still allow a single particle of my self-worth to rest on whether I can fit comfortably into my 'fat pants?' Haven't I learned anything about loving and accepting myself?

Meanwhile: crackers and cheese go great with whining.

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Friday, December 12, 2008

WHY YES...

WHY YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT I HAVE HAD MY VITAMIN C(AFFEINE) THIS MORNING, WHY DO YOU ASK?

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Onion Worthy

The Bailout.

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Nerd love

Our house is networked!!! Simultaneous blogging ensued. Thanks, honey!

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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

I'm still here!

I swear!

Life has been amazing and incredibly busy and I barely have time to think, let alone write. But I have lots of catching up to do here and I will do it soon.

(Dear words: don't come back to haunt me.)

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